This is the transcript of The Masked Elf's report, for those of you who like to cheat. You can still download the actual audio thing here.

 

Furcadian auction

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the first ever Furcadian Auction!!

 

Today we will be auctioning off all the crap that nobody else wants!!

 

The first item up for bid is Felorin's Ear-Wax!

 

Can I get 250?

Do I hear 300?

I have 250!

Can I get 450?

Can I get him some Q-Tips™ please?

Do I hear 300?

I have 400!

Last call 450!

Last call 450!

SOLD FOR 450 TO NUMBER 851!!!

 

The next item up for bid is Gar's Nose Hair!!

 

Can I hear 560?

This is a very valuable item, you do not want to let this slip away!

I hear 600!

Can I get 690?

I hear 700!

Can I get 20 18?

DO I HEAR ELEVENTY MEATS?!

SOLD FOR ELEVENTY MEATS TO NUMBER 851!!!

 

The next item up for bid is El Borracho's Soul!!!

 

Can I hear 11?

Can I get 11?

Someone?

Someone bid 11 meats please?

Okay, you guys are right, no one wants to buy that.

 

The next item up for bid is Kreegar Yin-Sloth's pride!

 

Can I hear 300?

I hear 300

How about 450?

What about 500?

I hear 1000!!!!!!!

Can I get 1100?

Can I get 1100?

SOLD FOR 1000 TO NUMBER 851!!!

 

Wait. 851? You've bought every item we've sold. That's weird.

Who are you anyway? Why are you wearing that stupid cape?

---_ That's not for you to know _---

*whispering rustling pffshhs.. disappear.. sinfijefssss*

O.... k....

Oh look everyody, it's our special guest, The Other Guy!!!

*mumbling*

What?

What do you mean it's been done before?

Dragon's Eye Productions?

BLAST IT! *angry sounds*