Here are the winners, and their scores!

...actually, they all have the same score, so... these are just their names.

 

FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD MUSKRAT

DEP STAFF

 

Congratulations! You are a winner!
Put it on your resume for gigantic exploding employment options!!

 

Now here are the people who "won" after the answers were given out:

 

WHOLE LOTTA MUSKRAT

DEP STAFF

ERIC B

TEKI