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VOL. 5

SUNDAY, MAY TWENTY-EIGHT, 2006

Furcadian radio stations clash

ALLEGRIA ISLAND — The peaceful evening stillness in Allegria was disturbed on Friday when shots broke out in the vicinity of WFRC Nite Radio. Guardians quickly responded, but were powerless to contain the violence that erupted across Allegria and Furrabian Nights.

Nite Radio owner NiteMyste and Furcadia Radio founder Deja Greycloud were witnessed battling in Allegria, surrounded by the dead bodies of their listeners. NiteMyste, armed with a switchblade, slashed viciously at Deja, who countered with powerful thumps with her cudgel. Deja seemed to be winning when NiteMyste vanished into some convenient shadows.

The fighting began when disgruntled post office employee Zang Jian aired bad laundry in Deja’s red and black face. Tempers flared, allies were mobilized, guerillas were released from zoos, and muscular men oiled up their chests.

A cease fire has been called while the armies search their hard drives for angry Industrial music to set the mood.