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VOL. 46

THURSDAY, APRIL 5, 2007

The Muskrat finally released

After many long days of waiting, the promised 46th issue of The Muskrat has finally been released. El Borracho, who like works on the paper or something, had frequently told the masses that the issue would be coming “soon”; but after it had been delayed for a while, many Furcadians began to wonder what exactly his definition of “soon” meant. “Man, what could be taking them so long?” wondered one furre whose name I don’t feel like thinking up. “Is El Borracho drunk again?” The answer: Of course. Obviously this particular furre hasn’t been paying attention.

Just recently, however, it was announced that the issue was near completion. Furres who had donated booze to El Borracho were allowed a sneak peak at what the issue would contain, and a list of articles was posted, to the delight of many. “Man, this is so exciting!” said Aaaa Aaaaaa after reading the list. “I can’t wait for the new issue!”

However, some were not so pleased. “This is just the same old newspaper with a few new, pointless additions,” said Bbbb Bbbbbbb, whose name is still easier to pronounce than “Xxysthstris”. “When will they add something cool, like full-color weather maps?” Bbbbbbb was then informed that Furcadia does not have weather.