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MEOVANNI — The Wisdom Tree, Furcadia's only true cult other than Furantia, has created a wiki about itself, cleverly named Wisdom Tree Wiki.

The wiki has been publicly advertised by Wisdom Tree spokeswoman hugin. Cult expert Paws Silvertawny described this move as a sign that the Wisdom Tree cult is trying to publicize itself as a legitimate, nonthreatening organization, while secretly continuing its malevolent plotting against the Beekin administration. "It's surprisingly like Scientology or PETA in that respect," Silvertawny said. She quickly added, "But you better not quote me on that or you'll offend people."

The flaming zeppelin Wisdom Tree Wiki.

The Muskrat's editors failed to heed Silvertawny's advice, however. In fact, one editor was so self-absorbed as to quote themselves in their very own article. "WOO I'M QUOTED ON THE MUSKRAT," wrote the editor.

Internet demon and Furcadia addict Tawn Sliverypaws passed away, like, the other day or something. His last communication in this mortal coil before succumbing to a brain aneurysm was, sadly, a typed message on a main map in Furcadia. Even more sadly, the message was censored and therefore rendered incomprehensible.

In his final death-throes, Sliverypaws managed to type the following words: "Noboru Take$@!?a's $itle was Prime Minister, and he ate @$!?ake mushrooms in sal@$!?er with his wife @$!ari!" He then collapsed at his keyboard. Sliverypaws's's wife laments, "If only I knew what his last words were, then I would have some sense of closure, but this doesn't make any sense! I don't understand! Oh, woe!" She then cried nonstop for three and a half hours, at which point she ran out of tears.

When informed of this tragic, tragic, sad, tragic (sad) story, Sliverypaws's Furcadian friend Elmira Blackdarkdeath commented, "He had a wife? He told me he was 16!" She added, "Oh, and like, I'm real sad he died. Whatever. Make sure you put that in."

Random Furcadia expert Hans Christian Andersen notes, "This is very common when a Furcadian says something that's censored and then he dies for some reason and then his wife is sad and then that @$!?% Elmira acts like she doesn't care. What a skank."

When reached for comment again, Blackdarkdeath responded, "You tell that Hans that he's just a big dumb twink and no one cares what he says. I oughtta kick his $@!?ing @$!, that stupid $@!?." She then had an aneurysm, but fortunately not a fatal one. She returned to Furcadia several days later a changed person! Yay, happy ending!

Letters to the editor

Subject: New Furc UPDATE

I have been hearing rumors about no Bears in this next update. How about a UPdate on such said Rumors.
Cinder Bear

Well, Cinder Bear, we have infiltrated the highest echelons of the Beekin beaurocracy, and can confirm these rumors as fact.

Not only will bears not be released in the next update, but in their place will be a totally different species.

The replacement avatar is based on Talzhemir's chinchilla avatar, but enlarged to a staggering size and rendered in beautiful nonremappable grayscale. The size and sheer beauty of the new avatar intimidated even Talzhemir as she was creating it. She was forced to consume worryingly massive amounts of alcohol in order to maintain her courage.

As we were wandering around Acropolis, searching vainly for Dream Makers Guild, we fell into a dream Talzhemir had uploaded. Inside, we were amazed to find the following scene: