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VOL. 10

SUNDAY, JULY 2, 2006

Yanni concert shocks FurN

FURRABIAN NIGHTS — “Contemporary Instrumental” musician Yanni took time out of his empty schedule on Wednesday to perform an impromptu free concert in Furrabian Nights (FurN). The normally horny, sex-crazed citizens of FurN were confused to the point of speechlessness as they crowded to hear the keyboardist play his soothing, somewhat trite melodies.