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VOL. 28

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 2006

Crossword confuses everybody

Well gee whillickers, it looks like everybody done got confused by the crossword puzzle we had in our last issue, I tell ya what. According to the scoreboard, not a single person finished it! Not even Furcadia’s council members down there in the Lone Star State, and not even The Muskrat itself! Sheeit! That ain’t right, I tell ya, although all you folks who’re interested in grammar might tell me I shouldn’t use “ain’t”. Well then, it ai not right.

The situation down in Furcadia was total anarchy as a result of these shenanigans. One sweet li’l bit o’ heaven named Eig but without that thar capital letter exclaimed, “Bah! I can’t figure it out!” She then fell into the lake, I tell ya. Her alt, Spyware, said, “I was so close to beating Furcadia, and now this!” I feel for ya, Spyware, I really do. Beats a pig a-peckin’, I swear!

The Beekins were unable to quell this chaos—I mean, they was fixin’ to git right contentious about this, but they were a li’l busy seein’ as one of them demons they summoned got loose and caused a ruckus.