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VOL. 21

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 2006

Only five days left for contest!

The deadline for The Muskrat writing contest is this Friday! That’s only five days away… or maybe less, depending on when you’re reading this! Subtract today’s date from 30 and you’ll know how long you have! (If you get a negative number, then sadly you’re too late, and also you live in an alternate dimension where September has more than 30 days.) Hurry up and write, you lazy procrastinator!

Stay home from school. Tell your boss you have leprosy. Just write! WRITE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT (it does).