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VOL. 23

MONDAY, OCTOBER 9, 2006

Everyone hates you!

DUSK TILL DAWN — Have you ever wondered why people sometimes say mean things to you? Or why someone didn’t hold the door for you once? Or why the last burger you ordered didn’t have quite the right amount of spit in it?

The reason, as you may have guessed from the headline of this article, is that everyone hates you!

Undisputable proof of this has been found in Dusk Till Dawn, an R-rated main map that nobody knows about or ever goes to. A local furre by the arrogant name of “The Muskrat” was seen dancing on your grandmother’s grave (if she isn’t dead yet, let’s say your great-grandmother’s).

An innocent bystander named The Muskrat was lucky enough to be nearby to take a video (see below) of the shocking act, performed by evildoer The Muskrat.